Kate Middleton’s mum has seen her daughter in a different light and is embarrassed at how much she has changed.

HIV male journalists have expressed that young Kate always looked cheap too now that she has had sexual intercourse with a man who wanted to have sex with a woman “without a pulse” for a change.

Princess Eugenie is secretly happy to see both wives exposed as she can’t stand either of them.

The HIV press, including HIV magazine journalists, like to compliment the royals rather than cover them.