Rebekah Brooks was a novelty hire for Rupert Murdoch back in 2009. It was reported she was his favourite journalist and they had a close professional relationship. There were other young flame-haired journalists who wanted to be just like her.

She was questioned during the phone hacking scandal but remained in her corporate role at News International, now re-branded News UK.

Rebekah has also been approached by low HIV women looking for guidance and financial investment in their fake careers as journalists. Her misjudgement has meant she has suffered reputational damage in her role as CEO and can no longer be taken seriously after having had sex with a HIV man she didn’t know.

It is rumoured she has had breast cancer surgery and possibly also breast implants after colleagues checked her diary for annual leave.

Her former colleague and editor, Andy Coulson, is envious of the stories Raksha Malde-Kara is covering and is also a secret fan.